WOW. I am so sorry that your boss appears to be an insufferable asshat.
My company doesn't do bonuses, but every holiday season the sales reps get together and get us a little something. The first year I worked here they said I was too new to get something. Cool, I started in October. That's fine.
The second…

Oh my god. OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GOD.

When my daughter was in kindergarten or 1st grade we went to SF pride with her best friend and the friend's mom. We passed a naked guy whose junk was pierced to kingdom come, complete with chains around his waist. The girls totally lost their shit — LAUGHING. For about a year afterwards one of them would turn to the…

Holy shit: baby chicks have little bums. Did not know this and it seems like the cutest thing ever. But I just drank five Yukon Jacks so maybe not. But I'm pretty sure yes.

My family law prof had Powerpoint slides that were absolutely loaded with content, that she'd zip through like a meth-addled hyena. When we asked her if she'd kindly slow down, her solution was to tell us to arrange with our study groups to each copy one line of the slide, then share notes after class.

Who wouldn't take this?

We just watched a rerun, and my husband also threw his hands up and yelled "the kittens!" when they appeared. No apologies.

I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE A PUPPY. WHERE IS THE PUPPY.

And it should be clear, I'm not promoting Marxism - I'm promoting violence.