Burt
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Burt

New Supra un-camo’d. Yep, looks like what we expected. Kinda F-1 Racing Penis meets Alien Invader design on the front end. But we knew all of this.

2001 called, it wants its “shogun” body kit back.

Here’s the Toyota Supra Face before you’re supposed to see it.

How is it a flop? Let me repeat: In it’s 3rd model year, the totally new 6th Gen Camaro is down 6 THOUSAND UNITS to the Challenger. It’s behind the Mustang 8,000 units.

What!? They listened to me, and are coming out with a turbo 4 1LE!? ...right as I’m shopping for this exact market, but with four doors. Son of a...

If only Chevy made a Camaro with an LS!

I will be charitable, I will wait for more images and seeing in person, in the meantime I will hone the tines on the old pitchfork.

It’s four bandits on horseback trying to rob an alien invading mothership.

Torch’s logic is undeniable.

That physically hurt to read.

Everyone, if you’re doing dyno pulls, make sure that everything that could get sucked into the turbo is either tied down or put away!

I’m pleased to announce we’re working on a “top fuel dragster” Challenger called the “Satan” with 8000hp.

That’s not knurling... this is knurling.

1992 300D - slow, boringly reliable, and staid but kind of classy. Yeah, it’s normal.

A compact Sport Utility Vehicle, automatic only, about as “normal” as one can get now.

2017 Honda Accord Sport Special Edition 6MT.

The car enthusiasts clamoring for manuals in family sedans are like the serial abusers saying “Baby, this time it’ll be different.” Making a ruckus isn’t enough, people need to actually buy the damn thing. And buy it new, not 10 years later after it’s depreciated to nothing.

Dodge Demon people: “But can it pull the front wheels off the ground?!”

It’s how I win Gran Turismo races, so it must be legit :)

I still feel the original “the pass” should have warranted a penalty of sorts and not ended up getting the win. If you have to go all 4 wheels off track to make the pass, it’s not legitimate pass.