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Counterpoint to Team Names: MLB has the dumbest team names. Look at this shit: Reds, Red Sox, White Sox, Brewers, Padres, Athletics. ATHLETICS! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NAME A TEAM “THE ATHLETICS”? Give me a fucking break! And the teams named after the color of their socks? Are you shitting me? Fuck, man, I wear white

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

On the contrary, they would take you very seriously. Do not confuse track regulars and the milque-toast wannabes. Even wealthy track rats stay informed, and usually maintain broad interest.

Let’s just address price. This car was designed as a no compromise race car FIRST. Homologated road car second. The price is indicative of that. Goal one was to win class at Le Mans. The car they ended up with while doing that is the one they’ve homologated into a road car that just happens to cost half a million

I love this car. It shows American automotive engineering at its best. Its crazy that they got almost 700 horses out of its V6. But 2 main things are a turnoff for me about the car: the price and Fords ridiculous selection program for buyers.

I agree the skip shift is a awful idea, but why bypass the hill hold, it’s a wonderful invention! your dad said “can” hold on a hill with the clutch, not you should hold a car on a hill with the clutch, doing that is a great way to wreck your clutch early. Driving stick isn’t just about being able to do it smoothly

Words to live by. Definitely meme-worthy.

Wait, why is this something to hate on this guy about? I mean, I know hes the Nickleback of sports professionals, but honestly, this man worked his dick off to get a spot.

A lot of people say the crucifix was in, but I think he nailed it. And yet the double-A Binghamton Mets fans are screaming GIVE US BARABBAS (Antonio Barabbas, young Dominican shortstop prospect).

Transaxle had a sexual identity crisis and wanted to be straight.

C’mon, there’s not enough metal in a Tracy car to weld.

Could be cold welds, too. Beads that are big enough but did not properly penetrate the metal.

Well, one of them was welded *really* well, and the other wasn’t.

Funny, someone was just asking if the Dodge Demon was really worth it.

Rear end steering wasn’t a factory option, but if you add enough options (supercharger, heads, etc) it becomes an option.

I ran it over my wrist to make sure it wouldn’t burn the baby’s mouth

I’m sure they’ll spin it into something fabulous!

“Festivals are guaranteed to be bad in one way or another”

I wouldn’t want to be stuck in an airport with a bunch of pissed off lifestyle bloggers, that’s for damn sure.