Wait, why is this something to hate on this guy about? I mean, I know hes the Nickleback of sports professionals, but honestly, this man worked his dick off to get a spot.

A lot of people say the crucifix was in, but I think he nailed it. And yet the double-A Binghamton Mets fans are screaming GIVE US BARABBAS (Antonio Barabbas, young Dominican shortstop prospect).

Transaxle had a sexual identity crisis and wanted to be straight.

C’mon, there’s not enough metal in a Tracy car to weld.

Could be cold welds, too. Beads that are big enough but did not properly penetrate the metal.

Well, one of them was welded *really* well, and the other wasn’t.

Funny, someone was just asking if the Dodge Demon was really worth it.

Rear end steering wasn’t a factory option, but if you add enough options (supercharger, heads, etc) it becomes an option.

I ran it over my wrist to make sure it wouldn’t burn the baby’s mouth

“But sometimes it’s OK to throw your hands up and say shit’s complex, I’m glad it isn’t my job to make this decision.”

Fits Alfa Romeo, Ducati, Ferrari, Fiat, Lamborghini and Yugo.

Raph sure seemed comfy:

As a guy who wasn’t watched Bears football in two years, letting go is surprisingly easy and fulfilling. I was a pretty big fan earlier in life too. But my mix of distaste for the league and an expanded knowledge of what football does to a human body has facilitated the process.

Their team hashtag (#BearWithUs) doesn’t inspire confidence

Glennon probably is pissed, yeah. He really stuck his neck out to sign with Chicago, and that’s no easy feat for him to do.

I’m sure they’ll spin it into something fabulous!

“Festivals are guaranteed to be bad in one way or another”

I wouldn’t want to be stuck in an airport with a bunch of pissed off lifestyle bloggers, that’s for damn sure.

Dekotora an F-150?

Importantly, one must remember that there is no such thing as a Golden Showa Day.