James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Now THIS is a hockey story about violence that we can ALL get behind!

Hot take: Nobody lost or won anything. It was a barely disguised excuse for them to get together and do burnouts and shit in a parking lot, and they say as much on one of the Extra videos they put up on MToD.

Yes on the a/c and stereo. Actually installed the touchscreen unit from the 2015 SS so I could have usb ports and so forth. Still need to get the good HID projectors... that is my sole remaining beef with the Z. The stock headlights are terrible. But again... she wasn’t made for this kinda work.

I went from this, which was my 5th BMW:

Listen people bitching about interiors, that is not where the money you’re (not) spending is going. If you buy something that is marketed as a track-ready machine, no one cares about the interior! It has A/C and stereo as an option for fuck’s sake. And it’s not limited to American cars, a brand new Nismo 370Z has…

Janitor = Custodian Engineer

Romo isn’t a veteran stud, he is a guy with a bunch of gaudy stats, mostly because of the length of his career, and I believe one playoff win in his entire career. How many times has he, and he alone, blown a key game with a fumble, an interception, a terrible throw,etc? The guy just isn’t a winner. Prescott has 1…

As a longtime Cowboys hater, I agree wholeheartedly. Put Romo in for the playoffs!

This is the sound of one hand crapping

Looking at the source data, one of the more surprising things about this list is, they all refer to one busy, stubborn couple in Buffalo who did all of this damage in the parking lot at New Era Field, tailgating before various Bills games this season. Except the dart gun guy. He’s a Jill Stein voter from Wisconsin.

• 10 BROKEN CRAYONS

...and eggtimers.

• “PER WIFE PATIENT SAT DOWN ON A SCREWDRIVER AND IT WENT UP HIS RECTUM”

“Per patient” is ED charting speak for “this patient is full of shit.”

Champion.

“SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM”

• “ICE PICK IN RECTUM TO PUSH HEMORRHOIDS BACK IN”

WINE CORK WRAPPED IN PAPER TOWELS, ELECTRICAL TAPE & A CONDOM