Sometimes life puts a speed bump in your path. Occasionally, hitting that speed bump causes your airbag to deploy, sending metal shrapnel into your face and neck, resulting in your slow and painful death via exanguination and asphyxiation on your own blood. What are you gonna do?

Kia K900. I can’t help it guys.. they are like $32k with 20k miles down from nearly $70k MSRP. The interior is simply amazing even at the $70k MSRP it is nicer (IMO) than the LS 460. I even love the look.

*sigh*

Rising.

Now I know exactly what the expression ‘going balls out’ means.

I’m going to appreciate the pop up lights a lot more than I’d notice the drag or weight.

In the long run, he probably saved his kid a lot of maintenance headaches.

Ooh, good shout. Plus you can do this to it:

After parking and keeping the 3Runner for a bit I agree. I would definitely pick one up if I got a good deal and needed something similar.

Honda Element - will run forever, back seat has more legroom than any car I’ve ever seen (though it’s a pain to get into when in a parking lot with cars on either side due to backwards opening doors), inside is plastic - super easy to clean out and did I mention it runs forever?

No in-car shot? I want to see his hands scurrying around that steering wheel like a couple chipmunks on cocaine.

Ann Coulter, who has a book out today slobbering all over Trump, is having a rage stroke over his backtracking.

If you don’t have a purse where the hell are you putting your phone? Do you just palm it constantly? Like an animal?

Oh my god, I’m so sick of saying this, THAT’S NOT HOW THE FUCKING FIRST AMENDMENT WORKS.

This is a damn hipster problem. Wear those tight ass pants and kill your phone. Come over to the magical world of cargo shorts. I have room for my phone, a fax machine, a side of beef, a wallet, and interestingly enough, spare cargo shorts.

Leave it to an abuser to not handle getting beat.

I work in film/TV and have a ton of friends who literally made full careers from Law and Order. It’s like hitting the lotto, if you’re an industry employee.

This is gonna be a great pilot episode for my new show “Law and Order: Special Vehicles Unit.”

Lil’ Draymond Green has already been repeatedly warned not to kick people in the ball pit.

There are a ton of super fast fox bodies at ChumpCar races down this way. Not a bad track car, either!