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...we may or may not have strongly considered it.

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That's an awful lot of cars to buy in a week.

The parts are smaller, thus cheaper. Duh.

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The White Walkers

I dont think of myself as old, but I am a dad and I have no issues with these shoes. Your analysis is spot on.

Aren't you supposed to be at a race or something

Saw it in the flesh for the first time yesterday. Looks real good.

I think you’re exaggerating. I’ve been to DC lots of times and I’ve never been able to find a street parking place downtown.

To a point I can kind of see it, but it depends on what data is released based on giving out the top dollar figure. Do they get into which sub-tier vendors are involved and can you deduce technology from that?

F-35s?

I’ve lost two jobs solely based on the reporting of my case.

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I don’t know what part of the Midwest you were in, but around here everyone thinks they are a trash bird that spends its time shitting on golf courses. And walking around with a conveniently golf ball sized head at the end of a long golf tee like neck, acting like I wouldn’t murder its smug ass given half a chance.

Maybe we’re parsing it wrong. Not a flying (metal suit), but a (flying metal) suit. Maybe this involves the lawsuit SpaceX filed over not being considered to fly metal into space for the government?

“Mr. Musk, is it possible to make a flying metal suit like in Iron Man?”

“Mr. Musk, would some sort of a radioactive spider bite give our troops the proportional strength of a spider and the ability to walk up walls and sense danger?”

“Mr. Musk, is it possible that if we killed the parents of a bunch of wealthy kids today, we would end up with a legion of peak human fighters in a couple of decades?”

I just assume everything from the United Kingdom is fake.