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As an engineer in the audience... this looks pretty neat. I could do without the purple, but the cage looks solid (until you, you know, run a bunch of lengthy computer simulations or whatever, so I’ll take their word for it). Certainly a hell of a lot safer than most other kit cars. The crumple zones appear intact and

I keep telling myself, “If you trade your GTI in for this you will probably lose your licence.”

Oh snap. How I imagine Mustang drivers upon reading the title:

Being as curious as a cat, I wanted to learn more about Baxter. Especially why the Dbacks have a bobcat as a mascot. Well its even stupider than I could have hoped for:

Congratulations on your imminent newborn and divorce!

My sister-in-law nicknames her dogs based on Jets’ players. Bark Sanchez is long gone, and now D’Brickapaw Ferguson.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

With autopilot.

No one wants a mature Mazda. I mean, they some of the best looking cars right now, and that’s fine, but I wouldn’t go so far as to call it “mature.” Perhaps it’s lost in translation, but I associate maturity with killjoys who need a good crop-dusting.

I know you don’t mean it like it like it seemed written out “only won three grand prixs” that’s still a huge accomplishment.

What I still don’t understand is why this $35,000 car can’t have all the features, performance, and luxury of a $100,000 car. It’s just ridiculous.

What? No! Sad Mazdaspeed3 is now sad.

Lime Green Trailcat: This Sort of Thing is Definitely my Bag, Baby. By Porange.

Well technically, all German autos have kind of been that way since like 1990. But man do I love old audis. Perfect mix of restrained style and absolute insanity. My new C5 project is bonkers Azure Blue.

Who in their right mind will start a street race in the snow while driving their brand new $50+k car..? RWD and snow tires is more than enough for the majority of people. Unless you really live in a place where there’s more winter than not, why give up superior driving dynamics? And just move, nobody needs that much

If loving RWD and snow is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Sorry, I grew out of the whole “attention whore” phase 15 years ago. If that’s your deal, I hear you get turd green Velosters for under $25k.

It costs me $50 a year to play in my co-ed rec kick ball league. So as a fellow athlete I understand Kaepernick’s frustrations.

What a dumb article! Kap is an unhappy employee. He dislikes his company (49ers), he didn’doesn’t trust bosses, & dislikes his job description (not necessarily the starter, definitely not a centerpiece).