I once went down to 6th for Halloween. It was my first actual date with a charmingly weird girl I'd met online. We both parked at the Teachers Union (pour one out for those good old days) and walked to Lovejoy's (pour out another). I had a pint of Guinness, poured by Marcel (super hardcore Moto GP and classic bike…

This will be a case study one day.

I'm getting a lot of mileage out of this lately:

usually people only get hit that hard in the head when they're in an elevator.

Chevy SSR hands down

The answer SHOULD be every (BMW-owned) Mini ever, but for some reason people did and still do think that the cars are worth the ridiculous prices.

I want to say any of the John Cooper works MINI's but despite a price that should buy you a car that's both faster AND more liveable, people are buying them up. You win this round Marky Mark. $40,000 as pictured.

It's not the first one, ten seconds in?

Last season, I brought my wife (a Browns fan) to the Cleveland/New England game in MA. Patriots look terrible. Gronk's leg gets broken. The Browns hold a pretty good lead late in the game. More than 70% of the stadium has left early to beat the shitty Foxboro traffic. With something like 5 minutes to go, my wife is…

And that boys and girls is how you are supposed to handle the situation as an officer. No harm, no foul. Move along.

I have the death sentence on 12 systems!

"Push the Envelope," is right up there with this!

Dat GT...

It used to make me very sad, but the Specs by my apt sells the big bottles individually so I just but a lot of those whenever I go.

Damnit, Torch.

That is a touching story.

Why did you turn?

My favorite use of "The Man" by Aloe Blacc... Roll Tide!

A Porsche I might actually like...neato.

H.E.B. Spurs bag!