Years from now, when Johnny Manziel has completed the miracle of resurrecting the Browns franchise from ash, we will look back at this moment and the cocky "wonderkid" who never stopped believing in himself. We will then look to the walls of the now hallowed Cleveland Browns facility where a single quote will be…

They should make a movie about the Browns draft!!

Best defensive forward? I didn't know the hawks traded Toews

After missing the net, Marchand chirped at it and waited for Chara to come in and shove it into the boards.

I want to hate that haircut but it's just so damn fundamentally sound.

It's really not a good haircut. It's the greatest haircut.

SIMPLcase is for iPhone owners who travel internationally and need storage for spare SIM cards. I have used this case since it was launched on Kickstarter, and I can say that it is by far the best case I have ever used, slim & light weighted ! Has a nice grip to it and fits right in the pocket.

This guy has seriously turned into a basketball genius this year. I always thought he would be a good starting player in the NBA, but a nightly triple double threat? No way. He well could be first team all-NBA and the defensive player of the year this year. He has willed that Bulls team to almost 50 wins. Plus he's…

I also hate people that let other people out of parking lots at stoplights. So, we've all been sitting there for 2-3 minutes, and some guy just pulls up from McDonald's parking lot. He's sat there for 15 seconds. You wave him out, he stops eating fries and finally goes, and the both of you finally get moving, and you…

Dude! My dad owns a dealership! I'm not worried!

As a keeper myself, I can attest to the fact that it is very hard to keep a clean sheet when you have an enormous boner.

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You know, people like to poke fun at Whitlock and call him lazy but he squats over 350 pounds every day . . . more than once if he ate Tex-Mex.

What kind of asshole takes video of a television event he is watching by himself?

Not sure how it could be a blunder on WDIV

I don't actually get this ad. Is the rabbit supposed to be rear wheel drive? Rabbits traditionally being considered fast, and all? Or is this about the Hare that lost to the tortoise and the hare is supposed to be front wheel drive with the huge front legs pictured, etc? Someone please explain this to me.

My dad would've been looking with me.

Revenge is a dish best served YELLING AT ERIN ANDREWS FACE!!!!

I dunno—does it taste like someone scooped a fistful of playground mulch into a cup of water? Because if it does, it's not worse than unsweetened iced tea.

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