I want to have its babies. Its blue, angry babies.

I dunno, I think it's a great replacement to the shitty-as-fuck Neon.

In silver, it looks like one of those suitcases they put ransom money in.

Hot as hell coming, ugly as sin leaving.

I'd be totally okay with this.

Fun Fact: Air Force 2 is a 757. When I was in Seattle, I had the "pleasure" to see it in our hangar. At the time, Dick Cheney was Vice-President, so it seemed fitting.

This paint is the embodiment of Texas.

Steampunk Wars.

#10 - Oh man, I remember this. I honestly thought maybe there was just something wrong with my car, I had to pump the trunk lever to open it. I didn't realize it!

Hennessy is in Katy, TX though. That's quite a ways away from Austin.

Wait, are these traffic lights?

I was about to say. They sound like Beetles.

Just do it in the rain.

Tsing Tao got a horrid skunk smell. Spill that on your carpet, and it will smell like the South for days.