My boyfriend works at Apple, and he says kids pissing on the floor is common. Dumbass parents not watching their kids.

I want to try this, but my laptop is a behemoth. I'm probably going to do a cross bar with two slings to hold it up on the side.

Where's my Beats Pill, bro?! You can't forget about the Beats Pill!

I just threw up in my mouth looking at those.

Holy hell, I want these in High Res.

Yes, that's what significant others are for!

My boyfriend is going on a Paleo Diet, and I'd like to know suitable replacements I could use for salt in dishes that would work on the diet. Like which spices and natural flavours add saltiness to things like Chicken and Ground Beef?

As much as I like some of the advancements on the Tablet front, I'm waiting for the day when they incorporate Cintiq-like abilities in a tablet.

Bro, do you even shake?

What I always say: "Work as hard and as much as you want to earn."

Now I don't feel so bad about having my bicycle as a prop in my bedroom.

Always been a fan of Raygun Gothic style architecture.

I view Vine very differently to Instagram or YouTube, mainly because of the video length and idea behind it.

Heh, that really blows.

Boss: Why did the employee cross the road?

I always remember to keep my head in it with customer service. Knowing what you want, and conveying that in a good manner is important.

Well, true. I got a pneumatic wrench, and it broke in a week. It's great for single projects, or for people who use tools for a hobby, but if you're using it for work or every day, I'd definitely NOT advising it.

Cheap place for tools: Harbor Freight!

Man, I miss this phone. Siemens M55.

VOTE: Leatherman Wave