Ya, but there are also people pretending not to get it, like this basic bitch.

Oh, the desperation and the finger pointing and the trying to make this be all about bad words. It’s delicious and sad. Trevor Noah did a monologue whose entire point was “this is not about the word pussy, it’s about the intent to grab it without permission, motherfuckers”, and someone in the comments said “oh, so moth…

My issue is with being rewarded with Red Lobster. I’ll make those goddamn cheddar biscuits if my wife wants them, but please don’t subject me to the food there.

So make it 5 years. That doesn’t really answer the question of why keep it around for 18 years, which is an incredibly long period for a carryforward.

But the current Pope sounds like he would almost be a pretty good POTUS.

Since the tenet of the lower rate is to provide incentive to deploy capital to generate value to the economy (both encouraging deployment as well as to counter for the downside risk), the simple reason carried interest shouldn’t receive capital gains treatment is that they have none of their personal capital at…

In my experience, the two major tools for tax reduction/avoidance for US taxpayers are:

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Listen, if there’s any positive thing to come out of this election it’s that these people are coming forward and identifying themselves. What we gotta do now is wait til the election is over, find these people, tag their ears, and notify the general public that those who are tagged are not to be trusted as teachers,…

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

oooooorrrr: You use ctrl+shift+v, skip one step and paste it without the format they come with:

I did not know about that Ctrl+Space thing. I’m gonna use the hell outta that.

Boy do I feel old reading your comment. I was a few years out of college and working in political journalism when the Lewinsky scandal broke and it was such an exciting time at work. When Monica left for her WH internship, she told friends she was going to go get her “presidential knee-pads”. She was the instigator…

If stray jizz = rape, then I’ve raped myself an awful lot over the years.

As a guest of Eric’s, I’d certainly always check the closets for an unusual amount of plastic wrapping, just to be on the safe side.

“Unless....gasp! My luggage!”

This is the country that just opened its borders to any and all Syrian refugees, I think we can let the Nazi shit drop.

Is this super ambitious? Yes

I hate to break it to you, but even after he loses, he’s already working on lining up his next career as a Glenn Beck-type bilking seniors for monthly subscription fees to “Trump TV” where they can watch web videos of him ranting against all the undesirables in the country, and I’m sure he’ll continue to be a regular…