"Here was a large, unkempt, suspicious-looking man, threatening to make lists about my kids, then break into my house tonight with a 'delivery'. I acted on instinct."

$50 says it was Megyn Kelly.

That's clearly not Santa. -Megyn Kelly.

After an uneventful trip turning mileage in the mid-40s, I'd felt like I'd made a wise choice as I pulled into my new building in Brooklyn. The quiet ride kept my drugged out cat from freaking out and the 600+ mile range meant I could go to Target and still have energy enough in the tank to get me out of New Jersey…

As a mechanical engineer, this is a highly frustrating topic that you've brought to the table. It's a sad state of affairs when the most profitable job is the people in the banks moving the money around that exists because of the product designed and developed by designers, analysts, etc.

I lived in Tucson in the 90s, with lots of graphic designers and artists as friends, and it was well-known that the last company in town you would want to work for was Lisa Frank. They had a perm-ad in the local paper the whole time I lived there. Also, anyone who would name their kids Hunter and Forrest Green are…

Like this I imagine.

She actually looked miffed, like now she's going to be late for her nail appointment or something.

Will little Timmy read the minutes of the last dinner? Any old business? Any new business? This dinner is closed.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Or, do what the ever-shrinking middle class does:

It's a grey area. Like, how we would feel the same way if we ever had footage of a Kardashian getting injured. We all KNOW that somewhere inside is a human, but all we can SEE is the costume...

Right, because being unable to resist the compulsion to post a picture of your face even when you're at a funeral screams "I'm humble and sensitive."

Why can't the simple answer ever be "They're just self absorbed narcissists with the personality of an in-grown toenail?"

Gosh, if he truly wanted to know the answer, why didn't he just don a turban and cape and touch his head to the door?