Not able to get bios in on time? $10.00 fine

Suck it future archaeologists!

If he was a true Niners fan he would've shot himself in the leg.

Bixi Montreal was open from April 15 to November 15 each year... and I'm pretty sure Montreal weather is bike friendly from May through October - and even half reasonable in April and November.

Still lovin' the best.

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

"Here was a large, unkempt, suspicious-looking man, threatening to make lists about my kids, then break into my house tonight with a 'delivery'. I acted on instinct."

Look at him like your brother because if he is done in by his fellow workers any one of you could be next. On top of that your are older, and on the list to go (regardless of how good a worker you are) I know you know by now the company is interested in your meat at work and that's all. I think that is great as long…

Her latest status update:

I remember in the early 2000s when everyone went on for how evil and monopolistic Microsoft was...because a web browser.

As soon as BigDog gets released into the real world, Google will cancel it.

Except you're forgetting that Google is planning to own all of everything; rather than having to print out cards with ads on them, they'll just display the ads on any random Google-owned item nearby, and if you aren't looking at them often enough, the item (whether it's a billboard, mailbox, or a Prius) will get up…

I know what's going on here. Google is going to put these in the street. They'll come equipped with printers that churn out 3" x 5" cards. As soon as you get near one it will access your smart phone, figure out your IP address, and shoot these cards, with adwords advertising on them, at you as you walk by. They have…

The Daily Kawaiidesu, With John Stewart-Chan.

My good sir, I vow to carry a suitcase with the full lot around with me wherever I shall go in the hopes that I may stumble upon five willing or otherwise available young lasses to don these outfits and do battle against the evil force within my pantaloons.

" Kansas City Chiefs.

Quit your lament. Some users don't even know what buzzfeed is and their only source of info is Gizmodo. As hard as that may be to believe. You have to expand your thinking. Specially with a free service. If you subscribe to the Times, bitch to them about fresh article content.

I read multiple sites and don't care if…

There's your piece of the Midwest, USA. Goofy accents, sloppy drunks, cold weather, an overweight girl thrown in for good measure.
I live in Los Angeles now.