Not able to get bios in on time? $10.00 fine

If he was a true Niners fan he would've shot himself in the leg.

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

"Here was a large, unkempt, suspicious-looking man, threatening to make lists about my kids, then break into my house tonight with a 'delivery'. I acted on instinct."

Look at him like your brother because if he is done in by his fellow workers any one of you could be next. On top of that your are older, and on the list to go (regardless of how good a worker you are) I know you know by now the company is interested in your meat at work and that's all. I think that is great as long…

Her latest status update:

The Daily Kawaiidesu, With John Stewart-Chan.

My good sir, I vow to carry a suitcase with the full lot around with me wherever I shall go in the hopes that I may stumble upon five willing or otherwise available young lasses to don these outfits and do battle against the evil force within my pantaloons.

" Kansas City Chiefs.

There's your piece of the Midwest, USA. Goofy accents, sloppy drunks, cold weather, an overweight girl thrown in for good measure.
I live in Los Angeles now.