best. ever

i am so happy right now

omfg that's adorable

welp... marry me...

you're right haha i've been bamboozled

if its happening then it's not impossible. or is that why it's quantum? because the impossible is possible? Isn't this a Bond movie? My head hurts. I'm going to go lay down

this is so stupid. everyone knows that color wasn't invented until the scene where Dorothy first arrives in Oz. It had nothing to do with the movie, that's just a coincidence.

got it. sorry was reading it backwards

bo jackson

Boys With Sisters More Likely To Become Republicans Because Chores.

You can eat all you want and you won't gain a pound because there isn't any weight here like back on the ground.

I fucking hate all of this.

Helloooooo nurse

948,300 for 32 or more overnights. Healthcare at work. Don't get me wrong, this kicks ass but.. um.. hope those doctors sleep well at night

I'm so sick of this fabricated pop ed blog. Nobody "created" family ties. It simply exists. Jesus.

This is fucking awesome. hands down

it's a diss on both of us. I mean look at that shit. nevermind his retarded laugh.