If you believe I wrote that you're a fucking idiot. I copy pasted from wikipedia. Good troll fail though. I'd use the swing and a miss gif but I'm burning through them like hotcakes.

This hate group needs a better designer

If white people are supposed to get over being called 'cracker' short term memory much? then im sure gay people can get the fuck over 'queen'. The F word on the other hand... that's a little more hardcore.

His hidden skill is being famous when he's as ugly as I am

Iunno if that quite deserves the title of this weeks top comedy video. Especially considering that both guys are way funnier than that.

you should tell the rest of these people about the 5%

This is the best fucking thing i've ever seen.

Absinthe doesn't contain enough wormwood for you to trip. You would get alc poisoning before you had enough. It's also not supposed to be bright green. The bad press comes from a combination of two things. 1 - poets of yore would often drip hard drugs through the sugar cubes and 2 - the bright green came from the…

vodka also has to be 95 proof or it's not vodka. just alcohol water.

I can't wait until he... puts it back together? I'm sure some pieces might be irrevocably bent somehow but... um.

duct

great, now I need one of those weird leather neck things.

Technically nothing is ever really a filler episode. They do 44 min of random bullshit but the last min always get's back to the plot. Like all of Lost...

Jesus christ this guy looks like he just escaped from the Darkman set.

horses went from fat as hell to skinny and people went from skinny as fuck to fat as hell. It's the circle of life.

Xbox 360 deceased, drugs. PS3 deceased, alcohol. Xbox ONE deceased, ham sandwich.

If you aren't they will be. In other news AirBnb IS actually a covert dating site. It's not a joke like I thought it was.

I never realized how fucking huge this fan is

oh HELLO