Annnnnnd cum stain

YUP

his dick sure is a funny shape

I just lol'ed so hard everyone in my office is looking at me weird.

I'm sensing a skeleton theme

Doesn't get much worse than being confused with a spineless alien robot bad guy right out of the gate either. I know alot of people who think the F22 is an F35

haha yes

When that huge dude in Resident Evil 2 bust through the court room wall is the only time a video game has ever made me jump besides doom3

Microsoft didn't completely strip out an entire functionality set because everyone and their dog complained about it, they did it because they saw the Sony pre-orders and shit their pants. Then again I suppose the two are connected.

what's it like to suck at photoshop?

Totally original idea for a shoot

Well there's your problem right there. Cars on fire. Should be able to order a new engine for ya' but i'll have to keep it in the shop over night. Hotel bout 5 miles up the road, should be able to help ya'll out.

she's just pissed off because it worked on her

Do you like the stonework? I had my contractor Terry put it in last week. I think it's too pretentious but Carol says it's just to die for...

sigh...

this is one of the reasons i'm getting a ps4

Im not so sure I want something that ugly

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