YEAH, BRO (or sis)! GET SOME (lemon cake)!!!!

I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.

Recovering chef here.

"Oh! Well! Looks like you found those bread rolls after all. Wasn't that hard, was it?" I then took a skewer out of one of the pieces of tempura, and plunged it finger deep into her eyeball.

I work at a Japanese restaurant in LA with a very Japanese sounding name and only Japanese food.

"He's expected to make a full recovery and made it home to his wife for New Year's."

This boy will be the chosen one!

Activision, 1981

Nah it's fine as is.

You mean the greatest sound mankind has ever experienced?

For the most part, Super Mario Bros. and Sonic the Hedgehog look exactly the same, except for the tilesets.

sometimes i forget if narwhals are real or fictional, and then i google to check and i'm just SO STOKED every time i re-find out they're real.

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

Actually, it's about...

I ask myself the same question all the time.

You're being willfully ignorant and that's always a bad thing.

It's actually about ethics in food journalism.