There is a telling bit of language in one of those pull quotes:

I’ve ate it, but I don’t like it. They used to get it for our company meetings EVERY time, and I was like, look I hate this shit and I don’t normally eat pork. Could we have something not filled with bacon in it?

They got one without Bacon.

Shit.

My parents had to tell me everything was lentil soup (which I understand now is not what most people call what my parents call lentil, soup, that stuff is ham soup with lentils, but I digress) they had to tell me everything was lentil soup for a time. I don’t remember this.

What I *Do* know is that my mother’s cooking…

Yes, so “Tame and Restive” .

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The joker, in the comics, recently wandered around wearing a mask made of his own skin. Leto’s take is tame and restive by comparison.

Why would I pay for content I could get for free 48 hours ago?

My Wife doesn’t believe men do this. I cannot understand why she doesn’t believe this. I demonstrated to her that men will go crazy for a female avatar (played by me) in games, without me even doing anything but playing the game a bit (randos handing over game items without so much as a greeting, etc)

This NEVER…

Without looking, are we talking Nobel Prizes?

It’s just Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead for the diaper set.

I like them when they have been pickled and used in certain soups.

The Oil is used to provide the liquid fats for “instant” cakes. I guess one could use melted butter, but it would make it too rich I think.

She was STEALING it. Duh.

Someone needs to smack that lady with the New Testament, it was written (in part) by 4 of Jesus’ friends. I mean, honestly. Some people are just unfit people, not just unfit parents.

I used two hands, with one just on top of the other and touch all of the keys lightly, rubbing my hands over them (to prevent thermal imaging after I remove my hands) this reads as insane and paranoid. It's what I do though.

Report them and change OTs.

I take my meds and am able to cope better. The loss of perspicacity and other detriments are worth it.

Rift has had this feature for a while now...

That would have been the best, then retrieve the bottle and squirt it down her shirt. She needs to understand she has transgressed.

Strangely, this is a Dane Cook bit about "The BK Lounge" ....