Will these be sold on Alibaba for $999.99?

I am a Middle Class elite. I would like a Bonsai tree drive selector. Thank you.

Yes, unions vs. transgender bathroom rights, the classic “either-or” choice.

One day I was at my cousins’ place and we inexplicably decided to smash all of the windows in their garage. Would you believe it, we got in trouble.

He was only off by two feet.

The little Reddit creature versions of them are actually really cute.

I’m not an Obama supporter until he does stuff like this. Seriously, triple the number of monuments. Quadruple them. We need more land to be protected from commercial exploitation. I would like my children to be able to walk in wilderness without signs of human activity...

No. It’s going to be a mess of the highest order. She’s in love with love and while he thinks he wants a woman who is his better or equal, what he really wants are strippers and Instagram girls to tell hims he’s pretty and smart 24/7. We’re going to have to endure emo drake songs about jlo in 2017

+1 Doug Demuro

There was this snail, who was really tired of his friends complaining about how slow he was. So, he takes all his savings and goes to the car dealer and buys the fastest sports car they have.

Seriously, Michelle is the classiest, most dignified, most beautiful, and quite probably the most intelligent (I dunno between her and Clinton) First Lady of my lifetime. The Trumps are the trashiest pieces of garbage the White House has ever seen.

Classy, beautiful and dignified are all code for white, white and white. The funny thing is Melania can’t be bothered with any of these people and would rather divorce Donald than move into the White House and have to do the duties of the First Lady. Can you imagine her in West Virginia shaking hands with these people…

ESPECIALLY when compared to Michelle Obama! Our current FLOTUS exudes genuine grace and compassion. Melania looks like the kind of person who tries to get the coat check person at a country club fired for “taking too long”.

Good. Actions have consequences.

Merry Christmas, everyone. Merry Everything!

Looking forward to being lazy for a few days.

Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!

about 30 years ago, I got a Jericho Spin Espress machine that used centrifugal force to draw boiling water up through a spindle-pod to make a phenomenal cup of espresso. There was no pressure- the spindle rotated at 7000 rpm, and drew the water up and into the coffee grounds, then out to a domed lid that channeled…

about 30 years ago, I got a Jericho Spin Espress machine that used centrifugal force to draw boiling water up…