Burnedaliveagain
Ralph Wiggum
Burnedaliveagain

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

Sigh. Take your fucking star.

He’s a real Rembearandt.

Betsy DeVos should put this bear in charge of school art programs. Then shoot it.

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

“Don’t ask me. I’m just the guy in charge.”

Obligatory.

Let’s face it, 240 years was a pretty good, if not unprecedented, run for any republic. Now you’re all set for a despotic banana republic. Good luck with it.

So you don’t understand how healthcare insurance works. Ok.

Holy shit, you are a complete fucking moron.

Trump will make your business venture even harder. You’ve chosen a man who literally sits on golden thrones to be your working class savior. Can you honestly say with any sense of certainty that Trump gives a modicum of a shit about you? He cares about himself, his ego, and expanding his empire. That’s it. He is the

What business, exactly, are you planning on going into? Can you offer even the barest explanation of which regulations would affect your plans and how?

I, for one, welcome Peeghazi and accept it as fact.

*Watersportsgate

On the one hand, this story is probably bullshit.

-R. Kellyanne

They didn’t want to make too much of a splash.

Isn’t “pissing all over The Concourse” what Hamilton Nolan does every week?