Wth? How do you read that and come away with “she just wants to bone students”? She’s just saying college students aren’t babies and colleges shouldn’t infantilise them. And feminism shouldn’t infantilise women and reduce them to victims.

Guy: “That an ‘09 Outback?”
Me: “’08 actually”
Guy: “Cloth seats?”
Me: “You know it.”
Guy: *whistles “sweet”

Frequently when out shopping with our Porsche Boxster S I will have to open both trunks to load all of the groceries or etc. When I do this it is not uncommon to see somebody who wants to peek at the engine and will look up front. Then when they see nothing they will move to the back and look stunned when they still…

I think I got syphilis just looking at this picture.

Malik Sparkman died last week from kidney cancer. The 18-year-old’s teammates at Coffee (Ga.) High School honored one of his final wishes by carrying his casket through the tunnel and onto the football field.

So was it a 365 or a 512?????

best way to approach an exotic car owner?

You’re all more than welcome to approach me if you see me driving around in the Corolla, just don’t touch please....

With my boobs out and my skirt high.

....

I always thought the answer was, “Don’t.”

Tom should really stop trying to high five people.

Found it!

Scared Michigan punter gets me every time.

Did someone say Waffles?