Burnedaliveagain
Ralph Wiggum
Burnedaliveagain

[This is Corinna Harney, 1992 Playmate of the Year, celebrating her new Lexus. Does it get more ‘90s than this? Photo Credit: Playboy]

Remember folks, this country has an addiction problem. Marijuana is a gateway drug and is very dangerous. It kills so many...wait, 0 people? Shit. And obesity kills how many? 300,000 annually? Oh.

[writes down $2,581]

Previously at Rolls Royce...

Jeez, no wonder the cars are so expensive. Look at the help!

Why do Gawker Media writers make the best “LOL White People” GIFs?

[Photo: shartedmypants]

McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin balloon

EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEAK AT “FURIOUS 8”!

I should have known better. I should have known that the fight would suck. I have lived long enough to know that the

Get back to giving unsolicited advicd to your nephew, Roger.

I once ate a whole watermelon at a summer camp I worked for in high school. It was a boredom thing, mostly. I think I was also trying to impress a female counselor (who wasn’t present, but I hoped would hear about the event), which gave me the required motivation to work through that fucking rind. The rind tastes bad,