Wait...did you just accuse someone else of being an oversensitive penis?!?

As a teenager, I rubbed Dove soap on myself every morning and night, and also right before lunch and then mid-afternoon, and also right before cross-country practice, but then right after cross-country practice, and I would take a break from homework to rub Dove soap on myself, and sometimes even I had to leave in the…

Chivalry is dead. A modern feminist could quickly make hay out of just such a situation. Quite easy to see the path from restraining her reentry to her vehicle to being sued for assault; and once the SJW outrage machine gets going, rape. I for one say leave her alone and let natural selection run its course. If you…

Whaaattteeevvaaarrrr....

alcohol drinkers = losers

Reminds me of my rather wealthy coworker who went from a GTR to a BRZ and then wanted to get a new-new car. He wanted a new 911 Turbo S, so he walked into the dealership where they had one right there. After walking around for a few minutes, no one even approached him (he doesn't look very wealthy, but at least he was…

You don’t get rich by buying shirts.

This one's great — speaking of salesperson incompetence:

That is BMW!

In early 2007 I decided I needed to start looking for a replacement for my 92 Ford Explorer, little repairs were starting to add up and I figured the next big problem that pops up would be expensive enough that it wouldn't be worth fixing. This was the first year of the 4-door Jeep Wranglers, and I was thinking it…

Wait, is this car actual size in comparison to the human? I know kei cars are small but still, I don’t even think I could fit a Quadruple Baconator with fries in that passenger seat.

I’m 26 too, what have I done with my life.

No, everyone still hates me.

No. But I do have some locally sourced, artisanal, bacon fat-infused, whole grain mustard.