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Dancing with two thumbs up is the official signal for, "more Miracle Whip on my American Cheese sandwich, please."

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Chalk one up for Team Flanders

Managers who don't stand up for their employees are THE WORST.

I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know my cheddar biscuits will be free. And I won't forget the men who died, so I can bitch about automatic gratuity.

Video game coverage isn’t garbage. I love Kotaku!

I laughed when you called video game Youtubers “creatives”.

100% Disagree. It looks like a blue ribbon winning hog

I think it looks good in real life and photos!

I’m not sure I’ve ever looked at a picture of an R8 and found it to look “terrible”, but that’s just me.

DON’T DING THE DOORS OF MY $30,000 MUSTANG WITH YOUR SHITTY $40,000 SUV, GUYS! I’M TAKING 2 SPOTS.

Is the parking job better in person?

Finally! Something I can eat 2000 of without feeling guilty.

Honestly, if you (1) went to Syracuse, (2) played lacrosse, (3) looked like a douchy frat asshole, and (4) were named "Hayes McGinley," how could you not totally expect to get the Jesus Fucking Christ beat out of you at least once in your life by a guy named Big Jim Whitcomb.