Not pictured. Two little hobbits climbing down the mountain

So metal.

Weather today: Partly cloudy with a chance of permadeath...

I’m just not sure I can endure another reboot of Batman. Hard to imagine it could get any better than The Dark Knight.

I won’t disagree with most of your statements, but I take great offense to the jalapeño comment. Sitting in their own juice makes them far better, no question.

I’m just kidding. It all sounds good, I especially like the originality of the new reviews. Keep it up Travis and team!!

*read title*

I appreciate your life, Doug.

Your neighbor is fat-shaming your car.

You can disarm deez nutz.

So edgy. Such an insightful comment. Fuck the Chinese, and fuck you.

The appearance of socialism is just a ruse to get American university professors to buy our capitalist-produced wagons and flat-pack furniture.

It’s just as much governmental corruption on behalf of these big corporations. Shit like this is why we need campaign finance reform and transparent goverment.

But your car will be managed by Swedes this is an improvement.

What is with the whole “Indian” look that is going around LA now? Of all the stupid 70’s fashion trends that have been brought back, why did they have to bring back the Cher look?