Who needs fans? Screw ‘em! I really prefer playing football in the quiet confines of this prison yard...

Wow, that gif is compressed all to hell. LSUfreek worked hard on it, dang it, watch it in its full glory!

I love the retro flip phone video action by the guy in the green.

Your move, Ferrari

In his defense, I’m pretty sure he killed the bedbugs.

I'll give someone an idea for free: Start a brand called "Monarch Apparel" or somesuch, make it a part of your model to locate fields of milkweed across monarch migratory paths. Talk up the no duck torture thing and make some warm clothes in America.

There's another huge benefit to using milkweed for this purpose: Monarch butterflies.

"Then in Iceland, I chased the northern lights, endured the most brutal daily camping conditions, and nearly died on a glacier."

Alternate TheBlaze.com headline: “New video game trains gays to slaughter straights!”

Great. Here comes the HuffPo article about the "NEW VIDEOGAME THAT ENCOURAGES BRUTALLY MURDERING GAYS!"

But really though. Who the fuck would break into a guy’s house if he has a Range Rover and a Hummer. The dude probably has a “weapons room.”

It’s really oxymoronic.....you make a living off of conspicuous consumption, but you don’t come off as a total popped collar asshole. Bravo sir, bravo—you’re a mystery, wrapped in an enigma.

You mis-spelled “Blood and Tears of occupied Palestinians.”

I stopped using my soda stream after last summer’s conflict. Vote with your wallet.

You’ve cited this statistic several times now. Is there any research to back it up? A site you can direct me to, perhaps? Thanks.