Burnedaliveagain
Ralph Wiggum
Burnedaliveagain

I prefer gifs because I'm browsing at work and I don't have time to watch a video.

And a 9 year old screams “fuck!!!!!”....

GET EQUIPPED

I can just picture how awesome it’d be having a Nintendo in the car for a long road trip. The hours would just fly by, and you’d finally have almost finished that game you could never manage to beat at home. And the car hits a pothole and then...

Last time I ate an oyster, after being harassed by family to try one, I immediately threw it up onto the table. I’m 32.

I like pizza. That is the only food group I will ever need.

You’re the only one who doesn’t miss TG.

MAYBE THAT’S WHY HIM AND JON STEWART BOTH RETIRED!!!!

Cudos to the mountain lion for finding the one basement in L.A.

Coffins: No one wants to be locked in an inescapable box 6 feet under. Also they take up a lot of room really fast, and no one wants to come back 200 years later and accidentally, or even intentionally dig them back up.

Wait...did you just accuse someone else of being an oversensitive penis?!?

As a teenager, I rubbed Dove soap on myself every morning and night, and also right before lunch and then mid-afternoon, and also right before cross-country practice, but then right after cross-country practice, and I would take a break from homework to rub Dove soap on myself, and sometimes even I had to leave in the

Chivalry is dead. A modern feminist could quickly make hay out of just such a situation. Quite easy to see the path from restraining her reentry to her vehicle to being sued for assault; and once the SJW outrage machine gets going, rape. I for one say leave her alone and let natural selection run its course. If you

Whaaattteeevvaaarrrr....

alcohol drinkers = losers