Minecraft will also teach them to expect money for nothing and chicks for free.
Ralph Wiggum
Burnedaliveagain
Our four year old plays Minecraft with his older sister. His favorite activities are using lava to start forest fires and shooting livestock in the face with a bow and arrow.
Am I getting old - is that why I don't fucking understand all these YouTube videos that involve a video of people playing a video game or watching a TV show???? Why the fuck would you spend 30 minutes watching somebody else do something as opposed to doing it yourself? GET OFF MY LAWN WHY IS STUFF SO EXPENSIVE THESE…
"Sounds like somebody needs a good cunt punt."
I am Tyler's passive-aggressive email.
-Remember that time I wrote a poorly-worded and confusing email to you that was just a hair under the length of the Infinite Jest?
-I do, ole chap! I had such a silly haircut back then. Welp, let's bury the hatchet and get back to completely ruining the entire fucking world.
This might be the single most passive-aggressive, schizophrenic email I've ever read. He goes from "yeah, sorry about that" to "YOU SELF-ENTITLED PRICK WITH BAD HAIR!" to "I'm stalking you on the internet" to "we could be great friends...we both love Obama!" to "YOU SELF-ENTITLED PRICK! YOU'RE MAKING OBAMA AND…
[Redacted] Durden
When I was in college, if I had the free time to write a 1,700 word email to a fellow resident I would have opted to NOT even respond and get high instead because getting high at 1 in the afternoon was probably my favorite thing about college. The fuck is wrong with these idiots...
Jesus, just wait till these people encounter real first-world problems.
Reminds me of a joke I like telling Harvard students when I'm near campus:
The twist is that the author of this e-mail was Tyler the entire time (spoiler alert).
I don't know how much of a douche Tyler is beyond complaining about a lack of parties in a dorm, but I get the sense that the guy that wrote this e-mail is way douchier.
evidently, you had no party to go to last night, and unfortunately, will have even less in the future.
Come on — they'll both have a good laugh about this at the I-bank in 5 years after they've just closed the big merger that will put 16,000 people out of work....
Rich Fuck, writes long email to another Rich Fuck = Who Gives a fuck
But that's what we who live here call it...so...yeah...No "the", just OC.
Although that process does void the warrantee, does it not?
