The sad part is I'm sure there are plenty of non-fictional men out there who would love her for $1.4m. It works for guys and their trophy wives. At least she wouldn't be as lonely.

"He calls me his flower," Sarah says. "He asks 'has she been watered today?'"

One of his last tweets. Kick the habit man.

At least he's wearing a lovely gold shirt.

Tastes delicious!

Well if a Canadian/Cuban religious nut and a former GTA/arsonist thinks Net Neutrality is a bad idea .. I guess it is.

after you Osama

Thank god gravity is constant regardless of Mass, because this man's brass balls would plunge him into the core of the earth.

That tip is the real crime!

Arabama

They just ID'd the driver from the plate and arrested Mak Gai Fa.

I don't even own a motorcycle, but I still want this!=

Source:

Don't leave God hanging.

5 seconds

"'Net Neutrality' is Obamacare for the Internet." - Ted Cruz