Wow, that lower pic looks like a helluva party. Which Portishead tune was playing when it was taken?

"Tommy Craggs" sounds like the name of a fourth-string running back autogenerated by Madden's franchise mode

* He believes "Weird Al" Yankovic is a national treasure.

Who?

At Nick Denton's wedding, one of the few images I remember vividly is Craggs grinding with his girlfriend up against a mirrored wall, completely shithoused, looking at himself in the mirror (tuxedo-clad, flawless, primal, sweaty) before looking down at her. Up and down, up and down, gyrating, shallow thrusts.

Fuck Craggs

- He's friends with Tom Scocca

Holy shi* is this a serious news platform or just a blogging platform for feminaz*s.

The far scariest video ever. Way more then whatever that was we just watched.

At least that coverage will end!

Everyone is focused on the Zombies. Nobody will expect the Cow Army!

"It is true, I am Nacho."

It was even uglier in the stands as the Memphis and BYU coaches' wives carried on the violence. outnumbered 6 to 1 the Memphis wives didn't stand a chance

not as creative or interesting as any thing on here, but I made this last night for fun -

What about the Original Trilogy Style version, Gizmodo?

Yeah! I mean it's not like the government has ever abused its power. And all the laws ever put on the books have been 110% respectful of the human rights of individuals. And certainly, it's absolutely impossible that the government of tomorrow could be more oppressive than the government of today, because change never…

All's well that Orwells.