It's even funnier the second time!

Agreed! Pics or it didn't happen!

KHAAAAAAAAAN!

Okay, but can we stop calling every mature woman "grandma"?

I need feminism because

Would you share some of the risk factors for pedophilia? I am reading the Wikipedia entry now and the factors it lists are pretty vague (passive-aggressiveness, introversion).

This...is...mind-blowing. How can pedophilia arise from anything other than being sexually abused? How does this work??

I'm really, really disturbed to think that it could be less predictable than I'd thought.

Well that's my belief un-suspended.

Fair enough but I kinda feel like this is what it is happening with Julia Allison right now. We are saying "wtf is wrong with her" and will move on soon enough.

In hindsight that reaction gif is a little snarkier than intended. :)

Still enjoy the majority of your posts, Mark.

Unless, I guess, the angle was "cat"...? In which case: :(

#NotAllFeministsAreCatLadies

This.

It's not the gross-out factor that bothers me; it's the irrelevance. A teenage boy's wank story doesn't fit with Jezebel's manifesto to "take all the essentially meaningless but sweet stuff directed our way and give it a little more meaning...to make the sort of women's magazine we'd want to read."

Unless…

You know that open-ended question you gals posed not long ago, asking readers what we'd like to read more of on Jezebel?

Not this.

Cool. Hopefully the script is smarter than it sounds!

I can't crack ageist jokes about these men, but damnit do I wish we lived in a world* where mature women ALSO teamed up as action heroes for big-budget summer blockbusters. Just with better scripts and some dignity, please.

*That's "IN A WORLD" as spoken in a Hollywood trailer voice-over, natch.

Too busy for Ghostbusters?

Uncanny. Your vagina looks like my vagina.

Also, this:

Straight up!