Burger-Lord
Burger-Lord
Burger-Lord

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

Nope! And that’s the best part about it.

Super offensive. They’re called 1962 MG Little People.

Man, this is pretty much straight trash.

Unless the US undergoes a massive fundamental shift in how economic activity is produced, the economy will most certainly suffer under your scenario. between 2/3 and 3/4 of GDP is consumer spending. When the middle class suffers, consumer spending lags, and drags the economy down with it.

...briefly!

I bet he puts his Razor scooter in the passenger seat of his Razor.

...and you lean over to said dick-woman and whisper in her ear, “nice price.”

And that’s not even touching on the issue of whether intelligence reports compiled from clandestine agents/means are even verifiable at all.

As noted, the PRESIDENT was aware of this thing and it was at least thought relevant enough to provide him with a copy. Even if it turns out to be 100% fabricated, its release is still newsworthy.

Meanwhile, Mike Hunt is still waiting on Line 1.

Beat me to it, but here’s it is anyways

One does not simply Uber into Mordor.

First order of business: the commanders of all aircraft carrier battle groups will now have the title of HNIC.

Supposedly for cars you’re supposed to say “Bimmer” and for motorcycles you’re supposed to say “Beemer”.

I mean maybe it should be spelled Bimmer but pronounced “Throat Wobbler Mangrove.”