Costanza is running the US

Serious question here. Does creating an ad campaign involve factoring in who the likely buyer is? Because it seems that’s one way Lincoln missed the mark here (no pun intended). I mean, everybody, please, take a moment—who, realistically, is going to buy a 2017 Lincoln Continental?

This will not get the credit it deserves.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

I’m waiting for the appointments of Colonel Sanders as the Head of Veterans Affairs and Ronald McDonald as White House Chef.

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

$hillary and Podesta worked this out over pizza at the week-end after discussing this month’s child-trafficking profits, and had Bill tell Loretta Lynch to send an FBI team in and make it look like insurance fraud to discredit the Trump team…

My guess is the people filing the lawsuit are well aware of Cousins’ lack of effort on defense and hoping he’ll just settle.

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.

Indeed, you will be missed.

The best rally cars are the ones that weren’t supposed to be

That guy who just stole the bucket of gold is in luck!

Except that he promised to visit Pakistan. Which actually is an important diplomatic act. Obama refused to visit Pakistan to show his discontent with the inability of their leaders to control the Taliban and their continued aggressive acts towards india. Did he consciously mean to reverse long-standing US foreign…

Don’t ruin ice cream for me.

While two of the three are Smart cars, only one of these is a smart choice.