Whoever wrote that headline

You took the two most recognizable characters in a genre that routinely makes over a billion dollars at the box office and still failed.

1983 + 1 lunatic President = WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

But did they ever wake him up!?

Good to see you can fail up in the Star Wars universe, just like in real life.

Good news! The adventures of David Haller have officially been renewed for a second season at FX.

1.9 with aftermarket wheels and “modifications”... go find a 2.8L or 3.0 for the same price.

I’m sure he’s keeping an eye out.

FTFY.

Instead of beads, an NFL official threw a flag for celebrating with a prop.

Hot take #3: The car was receiving death threats from the owner, so it faked its own death and is now in the witness protection program, probably 1,000 miles away on a Greyhound.

First kid comes in with Swag Level on Expert.

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?

“A wall you say? Hi there.”

Congratulations, Jalopnik; We know.

- G. Carlson

Obamacare - not repealed.
ISIS - still not defeated.
Infrastructure - still crumbling.
Muslims - many not deported yet.
Taco trucks - popping up everywhere.

The failure list just goes on and on.

I was there, I didn’t know what happen and asked the cashier what happen after I ordered. She said she didn’t want to taco bout it....