Judging by the amount of time most people seem to spend looking out the windshield vs. down at their phones whilst driving, I doubt anyone will notice they got one.

So about that 25 year old import law...

+2 Bricks

The fan offered to give Dwight two free shots at him, both of which Dwight promptly missed.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude...

OH MY GAWD, THIS WAS A FUN DISCUSSION UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP!!!

Of course he got the big heavy massage chairs from Brookstone- I think they’re the D Series Massage Collection. If he was smarter, he’d have gotten the smaller, lighter, but superior E-Series. I think we all know, though, that Flacco would never buy the E lite.

You leave Richard Whistle out of this, he voted!

“Evans apparently commented on someone else’s Instagram post and said he did not vote in the election.”

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”

-said the party of “Not my President” in 2008

-said the party of “We’re not filling a vacancy on the Supreme Court because we don’t acknowledge the results of an election we didn’t like”

Fuck your hypocrisy.*

*You might be cool. So I”m not saying fuck you. But your hypocrisy is horse shit.

“Orange is the new black”

Trump is going to screw poor Rust Belt families over bigly, and they’re going to thank him for it so long as they get a hat.

Don’t bring that mess around here coalminer.

This is not the outcome I wanted, but it is the outcome we have reached. That is how democracy works.

Shouldn’t have picked one of the loser sciences. What even is a “environment”?

For a guy who’s maybe never met a dog, he excels at whining like a little bitch.

She went on to blame Hillary for Bill’s past infidelities, including his affair with Chanukah Lewinski and rumored misconduct with PauL’Chaim Jones.

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.