Booya, booya, booya!

This looks so much better than the fat one we have now.

Is that Jedi weed? Bring out the light saber bong, yo!

This needs to be turned into a “Wasted” gif, stat.

I can’t quite put my finger on it, but something doesn’t look right.

You’re gonna have a hard time heal-toeing that.

1st three chapters on how to start the car and get it to drive.

“Yes, I know I’m a side piece, but this game is totes boring.”

Plus taxes? Well, that leaves me out.

I had never heard of the “nuclear triad” before, but I was able to guess properly. Perhaps I should run for president!

Must replace with 24’s to look fly and make for more shittier ride.

That looks about 1 or 2 psi too low.

Easy access? I don’t think so, Tim.

Fine. Then when the NFL check comes for all that TV advertisement, the city should get a share proportionate to the amount of money they put into the stadium.

Hoses.

This is the best part.

Snitches get.....rivets?

The commenters there have the intellectual integrity of moldy dogshit.

Good idea! And they should also be able to drink as much free beer as they want to stay properly hydrated.

+1 pound of crab legs