I wish this guy was my professor in college.

Dare to be Stupid!

You may want to stop interneting then.

Do Enzos have Traction Control? If so, maybe they should lock it down with a code.

They don't call themselves "musicians" anymore; they are called "artists".

When properly socialized, he makes a great companion for the family.

"Wait, what was I supposed to do here?"

Found him!

BOOOOOOO!

So, in other words, if you don't want to overpay to go watch a shitty product then you are a bandwagoner. In that case, Philly is #1. They actually care about their sports teams enough to tell them to go pound sand when they don't put in any effort.

I see nothing wrong here, filthy human!

To Protect and Hoon!

Don't forget the new "sparkle" engines.

This newbie drifter is wet behind the ears.

They are using BMW's new numbering scheme.

I keep looking for the "Stop wife from bitching about my driving" button, but I can never find it.

"Very hard to find when enraged..."

Seriously?!?!?!?

Agreed. It helps to be able to open your door to get out when getting some gas.

I believe this would be the new answer to everything....Sorry, Miata.