Nerd Patrol: That character was originally M. Bison, but they thought that it looked too much like Mike Tyson so they swapped names of several characters around.

If hockey *really* wants to get rid of fighting they can do it in one season.

No money? I hope you are being sarcastic.

Came to hear the car, but got stupid ass stock rock music instead. I am dissapoint.

I like how the cop shows up right after the guy get's knocked out. They should deputize the car.

Also, the fact that the driver saw the signal (but not the barrier) caused him/her to speed up to try and beat the train.

I missed it. Usually I'm good at getting sarcasm, but for some reason gun nuts are crazy enough to fog my sarcasm-radar.

Lets all bring abortion equipment to church then, because 'MURIKA!

Mindy is a cutie.

This one wins all the things.

I really appreciate the various camera angles and formats to get a clear view of exactly what happened.

I squeeze puppy blood into the tank of my 3 series every day because of the cool smoke it makes out of the tailpipe.

He also complained that it's too difficult to make it spontaneously combust like other cars he's used to driving.

One of these bad boys on eBay. If I had the money I'd be buying it right now.

"...that are so cheap they make car ownership obsolete."

But is it booming with a trunk of funk?

Why in the hell was I not asked when they were looking for volunteers?!?!?!?!?!

Why can't we have commercials like this here in the US? This is great!

This applies...

They had a lot of help from the Eagle's defense.