Eagles screw up draft...not really news.

The REAL important question here is who's mother was he talking about?!?!?!?!?

YOINK!

It was probably trying to run to your dad for help.

I still don't see the the complaint stating that the channel changing device has stopped working.

I'm sure Obama actually had something to do with it.

I for one welcome out new puppy overlords!

I do this with my wife all the time...but I don't find it all that thrilling.

Cat: Bitch, put the camera down and HELP ME!

TV's back during the flood weren't waterproof, so the FCC (which was a world wide organization because Jesus hadn't finished writing the Constitution yet) did not have to worry about what Noah and the animals were watching.

I'm sure you can think of other things you CAN do, being white and all.

Nicely done.

What he said....

I bought a 97 328i convertible that's in great shape for less than that. CP.

Why?

If you have ever lived in the northeast part of the US where it gets in the nineties in the summer and it's so humid and hot you can actually taste the asphalt in the air you will wish you had AC.

That's because you are driving it wrong :)

What anime is this from?

2nd gear: The stupid app does not have a photo for a 97 328i. Screw them!

Awesome! Now they can carry the one kid around in comfort!