I was going to get the Vita version, but I changed my order to the PS3 version. Every review I've read has said the controls suit the Vita perfectly, but it isn't properly optimized to the screen size, causing much of the text to be very tiny and hard to see. One reviewer missed out the entire sidequest system because…

Pretty lazy way to create an audience surrogate.

This doesn't drop in the UK until Friday, but rest assured I am pumped for it. It's the first time we're seeing a game by critically-acclaimed director Shuuho Imai in English. He's most famous for the Tokyo Majin Gakuen series, which is a little bit like Ghost Hunters crossed with Devil Survivor. I think many people…

How about Ren'py? It's a totally free visual novel engine that uses the object-oriented language Python for its scripting. It's very easy to pick up and learn, if you're interested in making those types of games.

Yeah, the thing about Lenovo...

There's an interview I read with members of the original team awhile back—the reason they went in a different direction with 4 is because he left and they didn't feel comfortable continuing the story without him. They hoped he'd come back for 5, but he didn't, so they made it into another prequel.

No they don't. Yoshitaka Murayama was the heart and soul of Suikoden, and he departed halfway through Suikoden 3.

A serious, powerful and not-tasteless rape, perpetrated by a man with a skull for a face named Skull Face.

Paz only looked pubescent, she's actually a 700 year old elven archmage

You think the guy who directed scenes like these has the sensitivity, subtlety and nuance to give the appropriate amount of gravitas to African child soldiers?

I can't say I ever played any Command and Conquer, but Kyrandia and Blade Runner each have a special place in my heart. I bet it was great working there!

There was one! Yoot Tower, baby!

My point is, why be so harsh with her? Because she's a stranger and you'll never have to deal with the consequences? There's more polite ways to say you don't like something aside from spewing a bunch of venom.

So you're saying you'd tell her that her work is worthless to her face?

I think there's probably some truth to this satirical article.

Chief Keef's time must've been pretty expensive, huh?!

Hayter all "Fuck you Dad, I'm going to the mall."

Easy to bash on somebody's creativity when they've got remote anonymity between them and her.

I've got a Japanese copy of Final Fantasy 5 for Ps1 that reads Fanal Fantasy on the spine.

The other major change is the camera placement. In battle, the camera has always been placed somewhat at side view—reflecting the original Tales of Phantasia battle system. This means that pressing left or right would bring you closer to or further away from an enemy while up and down would make a character jump and…