AFAIK it used to be called Zwei and was a medieval Devil May Cry-style game in which you played as a guy and a girl who were chained together. Gawsh how things change.

But do we really need another game that's indistinguishable from the games that came before it? Wouldn't it be nice to have something a bit more original?

The last few chapters were so chock-full of enemies that all had one-hit kills, I was grateful when the final boss was one you couldn't lose to without trying. BAAAAD GAAAAME

Don't do it, Patrick! It was a bad, bad game!

Have you checked out Cartagra yet? Kara no Shoujo's 2005 prequel that was released by MangaGamer last Halloween. I've been meaning to check it out myself when I have some spare time. Real nice music in the demo.

Not necessarily!

Are you sure? Japan sure loves their visual novels and graphic adventures.

i practice bdsm but i don't want to spank children

That's not censorship because it's not state-enforced!

But fucking hell is this paedo-riffic. There are so many good dungeon crawlers out, and many more coming out. Do you really need to play the one where you strip a seven year old girl to her underwear and spank her ass?

Bring it on, fat boy!

Torment was meant to come out in December 2014, wasn't it? They're still taking pledges on their website so that probably means an imminent release is unlikely D:

I've been desperately googling trying to find out the contents of this scarlet letter e-mail. haven't had any luck, but it looks like some other lady set up an Elizabeth Vagnoni Hate Blog? This lady seems to rub a lot of people the wrong way!

how much new content can they actually offer , dummied out on old systems? i imagine these 'new changes' are probably using the new 3ds's new analog stick.

I own the PS1 disc! But I want to play it on my Vita during my upcoming 30 hour flight to New Zealand. So I'm happy to purchase it.

Different strokes, huh? I hated Dragoon but loved Skies.

I very much look forward to playing it ^^

I can't speak for this remake, but the PC/SNES Brandish games were really difficult, and quite disorienting at first, but ultimately very enjoyable and rewarding once you get past the learning curve. Jason, you may get a kick out of this one.

Welp, here's my list of finished games, in alphabetical order for your pleasure.

Welp how about that! I get most of my game news from GiantBomb and Kotaku, and I was very sad to see you leave GB. But now it's like you've never gone away!

The Witcher 3. That Dragon Cancer. Mad Max. The Witness. The Order 1886. Batman: Arkham Knight. The Division. There are even more, but I've made myself depressed listing them. 2014 was supposed to be so good. 2015 has a lot to make up for.