The Toilet Scene is where I had to stop playing this series forever.

The author mentions his girlfriend taking a condom out of his hand. Sure, it's not unheard of to "double-down" on birth control and still use a condom for safety reasons if she's on the pill, but she may not be?

Here's a weird thing: I haven't finished the game. I got to the penultimate boss, got my ass kicked, read how much grinding I'd need to do to beat it and just gave up. The game had already forced me to play through the same damn story 117 times in a row, and I'd had enough. BUT...even then, there's just so much to…

I hear it's due early next year.

But I couldn't help thinking, god, all these avelanches do is drop in their letters and get laid. This is the job for me, oh yes yes yes.

Try the fan translation of Romancing SaGa 3. It's truly an excellent game once you get into it.

GUNT

That must've taken so much work to edit.

Don't worry about it. Sorry for the double post, browser difficulties.

Oh man, now you've got me curious what sort of wrestling moves would Jim Jones pull off?!

Oh man, now you've got me curious what sort of wrestling moves would Jim Jones pull off?!

Pretty morbid that so many people want to recreate Benoit so accurately. That was a thoughtful article, Stephen. Well done.

If you play as Benoit, you play as something cobbled together with the game's equivalent of wrestler Photoshop. Players can approximate his face. They can get the tights to match. They can select moves for him that largely match the types of moves he would do in his matches. But they can't draw on his full move-set…

That sound they make...

honestly, who fucking cares. the game isn't unplayable, and people loved it at the time. is it too much to just play it again? they don't need to make the same game again.

It'd be nice, but I don't think we'll get any SMT announcements in the west before they're announced in Japan first.

"modern japanese games suck"

Now illegal in the UK, due to fascistic new pornography laws that were passed in secret this week.

Yes! Some adorable line about how focus testing would be more satisfied if Edward was dubbed with a smooth James Bond-style voice.

Okay, now you've got my attention. I've wanted to play an open world game in my town for ages.

They really should stop annualizing this series, because the most interesting entries are years between.