It’s not like this is the first time American Assholes overplayed their hand...

That’s just his seasonal pumpkin spice shade.

“It’s different, because it’s me” is a significantly more common thought process than I think most people realize.

I know it’s too much to hope for, but how great would it be if we found out Pence was involved in all this too?  Impeach them both, Pelosi becomes President... and conservatives’ heads literally explode from the pressure.

Hey! Glad to see the cop-apologist here.

Hey look! Another thing that will cause the right wing to start a war. Just like Obama getting elected was going to start a civil war. And Obama getting re-elected was going to start a race war. And I’m pretty sure someone on Fox News claimed that just authorizing the Mueller investigation was enough to start a civil…

This is panic on the side of the Fundie upper echelon. They believed in their dimwitted hearts they rode a pale horse who they thought would bring death to socialism, liberalism, sexy times and bortions.

It’s hard to argue that Hillary Clinton was “our best” in 2016. I voted for her because I couldn’t stand the idea of Trump as an alternative, but that doesn’t mean she was the “best” candidate the Democrats had to offer by any stretch (I don’t really think it was Bernie, either, but that’s a different argument).

What…

Don’t hold your breath. If Pelosi literally tossed Trump down a reactor shaft Star Wars style, Splinter would be right there bitching that she lifted with her back instead of her legs.

“I did that bad thing, so what?” has been the mantra this shitstain has lived his entire life by and not one single fucking person in a position of power ever stood up to him and said “It’s illegal, that’s what” and held him accountable.

He has gotten all the crazy racists to unite and hate whoever he tells them to, is that worthy of the Nobel?

Not to nitpick Archer here, but there was a quote about people needing to talk about this through the lens of “I have a sister etc.” because it’s much less manly to be a feminist than it is to be an aggrieved property owner.

He just really loves listening to the the Greatest President talk. So smart, so funny, so charming. He can’t get enough of him.

Well it does at least indicate that Johnson has a sense of shame. Which puts him one up on Trump. 

This is why Trump doesn’t venture out past his resort properties and Klan rallies.

You’ve been hoarding that headline, Rafi! Admit it! And today is the day. Well done.

Because she’s an indignation-based life form?

Teigen is spot on.

Lots of jokes flying over heads in this thread.