Fun fact: he just bought up some of the land that affordable housing was going to be built on.

Parnas is a classic mid level mob goon, but smart enough to know that right now he has two options: fess up and turn state’s evidence (and, gee whiz has he got a lot of evidence!), or drink the polonium tea. He’s safer with option one.

Please, please, please let Devin Nunes get his comeuppance soon.

I like Sussexodus myself.

it’s like our Canadian celebrity excuse for drug use is “lyme disease” instead of the American excuse “exhaustion”.

Why wear suits 2 sizes too big or ties 4 inches too long? The man didn’t even know how to properly wear a waistcoat when he met the Queen. The oversized suits “make him look slimmer” and the ties “taller.” I’m sure he believes the orange makes him look healthier. There is literally no rationale to this man’s behavior.…

She was available, but not slutty.

Have you ever heard/seen any Pete Souza interviews?  They’re quite fun and he has said point-blank that he couldn’t work for 45 because he has no respect for 45.

The only time I hope to hear about this cyclopic heifer again is her obituary.

“Sanders now has her eye on taking the governor’s seat”

Oh, and also, Bill: Eat shit and die.

Melania is the third wife of a wealthy man with a history of adultery and sexual abuse. She knows exactly where she stands, and so do we.

No amount of makeup can obscure the three puckered assholes on Trump’s face.

A reminder: While Rigor Mortis Mitch is old enough to be trying to dodge the reaper’s blade, and Trump isn’t much younger, Stephen Miller is 34 Gregorian years old.

I LOVE YOU AND LOVE EATING PASTRAMI WITH YOU, MY HUMAN HUSBAND.  WE DO ENJOY THE HUMAN ACT OF EATING SANDWICHES AND ARE IN NO WAY ROBOTS.  COME, LET US ENJOY SOME HUMAN PASTRAMI AND DELICIOUS NEHI COLA.

Bundy killed white girls, and those seem to be the only victims, the public gives a damn about.

I like Ellen, she’s a good person that had the bad luck of attending the same game as a former doofus president that made a Guinness record of bad policy decisions. Next time, don’t go if Shrub is in attendance. Easy Peasy.

I mean you think the royal family would have someone for this. They have someone who replaces there toilet seats, when they have to use a public toilet. They should have someone for getting rid of their garbage friends.

That Yankees ring bugs me more than it should.

Exactly. How was this going to end well? Evil Knievil had a better plan for the Snake River Canyon.