Was your wedding televised? You are a celebrity.

If a steaming pile of shit is popular among Republicans, it says more about the Republicans than it does about the steaming pile of shit.

How the fuck can you see and hear this disgusting blob of flesh spew forth its lies and insults and think it is acting in the people’s interests or even has a shred of competence?

Feminism means she can be as terrible as she wants to be and the rest of us can tell her she’s being terrible.

sarah believes being a woman trumps being a monster.

“I don’t have health insurance” is not the flex you think it is, lady. 

I think you answered your own question.

LOL @ Nikki Haley.  Republicans don’t have friends.  They have people they tolerate until the can step on them to make themselves taller. 

What is he doing right now?

“of the Target Mossimos”

Boris is what happens when the Peter Principle meets Murphy’s Law

This is why he wants to nuke the wind!

I think she must have gotten a better hairdresser too. Her hair usually looks like it fell out of Trump’s head and got taped to hers. Looks much better there.

She looks and sounds like a way less fun version of Waylon Flower’s “Madame”. But the puppet analogy remains

I'm deeply bothered that Vogue doesn't have a story on this. The Times wrote about it yesterday afternoon and nothing from Vogue. Do better Anna.

When your “trial balloon” ends up getting you mocked by the entire world, you did it wrong. Having John Bolton or Tom Cotton float the idea of purchasing Greenland as hypothetical would be sending up a trial balloon. Having the president say he wants to buy Greenland and then throwing a temper tantrum when he doesn’t…

I’m terrified, but I can’t deny the delicious schadenfreude of watching him lose his shit.