He probably didn’t, but I can hope he woke up somewhere screaming.  

Himmler had the same problem. 

I hate every person who voted for him and will never forgive any of them. We all knew who he was, and if you didn’t like Hillary you should have stayed home.

You and Shawn King both. 

Man, if Larry King lost a body part for every failed marriage, he’d be a brain and spinal cord on a stick.

When asked by another patron, “Are you who I think you are?” Maxwell replied, ‘Yes, I am.’”

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

Counterpoint: Moscow Mitch is an excellent moniker because it gets under his skin. It is an excellent moniker because it is sauce for the goose and it is replying in kind to what his mascot in the Oval Office does approximately thirty times a day on average. It is an excellent moniker because, as it contains only…

Counterpoint: from all accounts, the nickname seems to seriously piss him off, and I enjoy that very much, so I suggest that everyone continue using it. Thank you. 

This is probably sexist but as bad as awful plastic surgery looks on women, it looks even worse on men. Did he have two golf balls injected into his cheekbones? Did his dentist steal those veneers from the set of a Jim Carrey movie? And you’d think if he was already going to the trouble of having so much work done, he…

JFC those are white!

Irregardless is not a real word - you heathen. 

Imagine thinking that some constitution, written be a bunch of slave-owners before the modern era, is supposed to dictate the entirety of our <everything> in perpetuity.

I heard this guy on NPR yesterday on the way to work and almost drove right off the road. What an asshole! I also have never heard anyone actually say, “Pull yourself up by your bootstraps,” until that guy said it during his interview. It really was something to behold (in a horrible way). This is someone who does not…

Newsflash: ALL people who drag their personal shit and their careful curated public branding all over social media are totally fucking exhausting.

I...just find Miley exhausting. Just walking in my own truth here.

In the whole “cheating on beloved wife dying of cancer” scheme of things, I think it was the “beloved wife dying of cancer” part that sunk him, not the “cheating” part. The public loved Elizabeth, and was pissed at him as a result.

At worst it’s calling someone an idiot. More likely all you’d get is a confused look.