TEAM CHAMPAGNE

Most home winemaking kits will run you at about 1/5 the price and give you much more volume per batch.

Have you not noticed the teeny tiny growing problem of overpopulation in the world? The socially responsible thing to do, from a broader perspective, is if you have reasonable access to birth control, do NOT have kids.

A note to rape culture apologists; this is the kinds of shit that happens when you push the "she was asking for it" narrative. Nobody is safe when this attitude is allowed flush. Being elderly won't be protect you from being victim blamed and slut shamed. Very young children won't be protected from it either. So…

Every country has sent its correspondents, he says, "except the Spanish, God bless them."

I am old enough to remember girls throwing themselves down the stairs, having their boyfriends hit them in the abdomen, taking dangerous combinations of illegal drugs, and trying to sneak out of state to Washington, DC or NYC to end unwanted pregnancies. It was a terrifying time. I know more than one woman in my…

Anti-choice Conservative women make me want to scream.

"Rape is a violent crime no doubt. I think you can find a shitload of other beer names (esp IPAs) that refer to murder, assassination, assault, etc. Do you think these are less serious crimes? Are you just overly sensitive to sexual provocation?"

Really, y'all, was this ever going to be a good idea?

Narcissistic Personality Disorder is real, people!

This is kind of how I feel when I come across the "female doctor" debate.

Take to high school reunion in basket; when asked by bitchy ex-popular alpha girl if 'you ever had any children' smile, say 'just this one!' and whip off cover.

6. baby jesus in a nativity scene.

She should send it to Rick Santorum to raise.

My favorite part of the "holidays" is being "that asshole" who makes a snarky facebook post about how there's no proof whatsoever that the birth of a baby who might become one Jesus of Nazareth happened on December 25th, and modern Christian traditions remain steeped in pre-Christian symbolism. I recognize the depth…

Because it's the season and it's topical:

To be perfectly honest, it wouldn't be all that hard to become owners of a world-class winery. Pretty simple really, buy an established vineyard with a good history of making great wines, re-name it and . snipe a fantastic wine-maker from another winery. Within a few years you can be making superb wines even if you,…