Awesome, thanks dude! Happy to be of service. You know, every time someone laughs about abortion, an angel gets flirted with by a hot busboy and bitterly regrets its eternal non-corporeal existence. So good on ya! ;)

I never regretted mine, not for one tiny instant. And I have never once thought about how old my possibility would be, not ever, not even once before right this moment when I shuddered at the thought. You're definitely not alone.

Is it me, or does she have one gigantic hand?

I had my wallet stolen from me in a bar while I was blackout drunk my senior year of college. Everyone's reactions were along the lines of "Man the suckssss" or "I can't believe someone would do that here!" and bottom line "I'm so sorry that happened to you." Maybe someday rape victims will get the same reaction when…

I don't care what anyone else says. I love Gaga. Unabashedly.

I'll just leave this here.

They didn't state that she had actually shoplifted; it's very possible that her bag looked heavy, and that's why she was stopped.

THIS IS WHY WOMEN NEED EDUCATION AND OPTIONS.

Have you ever heard of a bad idea so sublimely tasteless and terrible that you fall to the ground and mutely curse the gods who have forsook you and all of your wretched mortal companions?

DING DING DING DING DING! Brilliant. Add to that: Unless you make your employees, male and female, sign a conscience clause promising not to use their salaries to buy condoms, you have NO STANDING to complain about women using birth control.

So, here's a fun litmus test for misogyny: You don't want women to have access to birth control via employer insurance (birth control which is also used for things other than preventing babies)? How do you feel about vasectomies (which serve no medical purpose other than to prevent babies)? Oh, THOSE are ok? So dudes…

Here's the problem with anyone who looks at cancer drug trials that are now shut down because of the GOP gov't shutdown and says, "Oh yeah, those are just trials so it's not a guarantee of effective treatment." For those who have no other options, it's not only their last chance to try something that at least made it…

Mike's Hard Lemonade has a creepy fixation on much, much younger women.

Right? TAAAAAARRRRDIS!!!!!

And it would be the most glorious blue pixel in all 17.7 million of them!

No Top, No Bra.

Do you eat eggs?

Jinno Dreams of Revenge.